McRichie (n.): The first column in an excel sheet left without data, ‘just in case’. Can alternatively refer to the process of making so many duplicate sheets and duplicate workbooks that you lose count and track of what’s where, even with version control.
Thomson (n.): A person in an elevator who blinks innocently and stares into oblivion after a smelly but silent display of flatulence, despite the incriminating fact that there are only two people in the elevator.
Fournineteen (n.): Fridge fossils. Perishable items that have ‘perished’ long ago and have life growing on them, and are discovered by accident when you run out of shelf space.
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